Prayers
Daily Prayers
These should be memorized and must be said out loud at least 5 times a day. When you wake up, before every meal and when you're about to go to sleep. This is a very important ritual for the Barbianz and shall not be abused.
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Prayer I (Supahbase) - A prayer to st. Ariana Granola
"This one is for the boys with the booming system, top down AC with the cooler system. When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up. Got stacks on deck like he savin' up. And he ill, he real, he might gotta deal. He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build"
- Super bass
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Prayer II (Bernies favorite) - A prayer to st. Doja Chat
"Uh, yo, watch your man, then you should watch your mouth. Bitches is pressed, administer mouth to mouth. You see them stats, you know what I am about. I am the champ, I'm Iron Mike in a bout. Attention, I'ma need you to face front. You don't want smoke with me, this is a laced blunt. Rap's Jackie Chan, we ain't pullin' them fake stunts. My crown won't fit on your bum-ass lace fronts."
- Motor Sports
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Prayer III (Converted) - A prayer to avoid going to hell, u know the place where the devil Cardi Bleach is
"Lord Onika, my soul is dedicated to you. I love you will all of my heart. I promise to never listen to Cardi and stream The Pinkprint. I'm so grateful for everything you're doing to me. "
- Periodt
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Morning prayer - A prayer to start off the day
Ayo, look like I'm goin' for a swim
Dunked on 'em, now I'm swingin' off the rim
Bitch ain't comin' off the bench
While I'm comin' off the court fully drenched
Here go some haterade, get ya thirst quenched
Night prayer - We need some geography before goin to sleep