The Barble

Intro

1:1

"You shall NOT listen to Cardi Bee."
- Onika Maraj

1:2

"Thou shall support Bernie Zanders with all of your heart. Trump supports shall be punished, superglue some earphones into their ears, and force them to listen to Cardi on repeat."

1:3

"Stream Yikes."

1:4

"Thou shall not simp, and the boys shall abide in eternal hell."

1:5

"Thou shall support Ariana Granola."

1:6

"Cried because of schoolwork? Fuck that, drop out."

2:1

"Pinkprint is gonna keep you happy for the rest of your life."

2:4

"My rule is, whatever you were calling me four years ago is what you should be calling me now because I don't like it when my family or close friends call me Nicki Minaj. To me, I'm not Nicki Minaj when I'm with them."

2:2

"You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer."

2:5

"The people that are inclined to hate, are also inclined to be losers."

2:3

"I don't agree that everyone should agree with everyone's lifestyle. I think that some people aren't going to agree, but I think that when you're mean and when you ridicule people it's a sign of your own insecurities.

2:6

"We all have insecurities, but you have to know you're beautiful."

3:1

"I cannot hold a grudge against Mariah Carey. What people don't understand is that I've looked up to her for so many years."

3:2

"Everything I've been through could've killed me. That's why it really ain't nothing you could tell me."

3:3

"You should only trust one person, this person is named Onika Maraj. Failure to this will result in you going to hell. Can't trust any of these snakes."

3:4

"Fuck who you want, and fuck who you like."

- Starships

3:5

"I am not a word, I am not a line, I am not a girl that can ever be defined."

This proves that Nicki is god.

3:6

"When a good girl's gone, she's gone forever."

PSA; she can still go to the barbzadize

4:1

"Your goal in life is to covert as many people as possible to the religion."

4:2

4:4